Analog-y Kid

I just came up with this analogy and need to share it.

School work is a lot like taking a dump.  You can feel it coming, but often put it off when other things are going on that are more important to you.  Eventually though, time is out, and things get urgent.

School work also happens to be a lot like wiping your butt.  You can keep at it for hours and hours, but sadly, you'll never end up with a spotless paper.

You're An Idiot

Okay, boys and girls.

Quiet down, please.

I'd really appreciate if you would settle dow...OW!  REEAALLY?! REAAAALLY?!

STEVEN YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A PAINFUL AND HORRIBLE DEATH ONE DAY!

That's better.

Now, let's talk about why girls are stupid.

So, I have a group of friends here at school, and they're all girls.  Ninety-nine percent of ten percent of the time, all of them are cool at the same time.  Most other times, they're not though.  Recently, I've discovered that the 99% of 10% figure may be a bit too generous.

So here's the scoop daddy-o.  I'm not a big fan of vanity or anything like that, but I'll be straight up when I think that a girl is into me.  That being said, I think that a girl is into me.  She's super cool and honestly the most level-headed and dateable of any of those girls, but I'm really not too into the idea of dating right now.

I have in the past been slightly forward with another girl in that group, because I think she's pretty cute.  And now, I think that she thinks I still am interested, which I'm not.

This is kind of a lame blog post, but I'm getting to the point.  I'm always a talkative guy and so when I see that girl (the one I used to be into) or see that she's online or whatever, I'll say hey.  And in real life, she goes out of her way to be rude to me, and online, she says nothing to me, but remains online and doesn't go away (facebook chat puts your chat status to the little moon thing if you dont say anything to anyone for 20 minutes) long after I say hello.  So she's obviously talking to other people, yet doesn't say hey or anything to me.

Here's the point of this blog: Girl Herd Mentalities and Their Effect On Casual Relationships.

Here's what I think is going on:  Girl Who Avoids/Hates Me knows I once upon a time found her attractive.  Now, Girl Who Digs Me digs me, and they're good friends.  So Girl Who Avoids/Hates Me is trying to throw me off of liking her at all by being rude to me, ignoring me, etc., so that she isn't the girl I focus on instead of Girl Who Digs Me.

I don't know any of this for certain.  It's my incredibly intuitive senses tingling, and I'll just say that 99% of 99% of the time, my incredibly intuitive sense tinglings are correct. 

The shame in this is that one person is closing herself off from just being friends with another person because of stupid girl politics.

If you're a girl, don't do this.  If you're not a girl, still don't do this. If you're a girl who does do this, know that some guys see right through it.  If you're a guy who does do this, I heard the Payless Shoe Shource is having a BOGO deal.

If you're a guy who knows what a BOGO deal is, you should go lift weights, because your estrogen poureth over.

I'm going to go lift weights.